You ever wonder why fishermen don't do standup comedy. I was actually watching an old episode of Johnny Carson and it made me wonder, why aren’t there more fishing comedians... 

Thank you, thank you, I've been having a great time.

I just got back from Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg! I spent a couple of weeks there. You might think I made that up! Would you believe it's actually a lake in Massachusetts about an hour from Boston? (Applause)…Thank you very much. It was great there, but I packed extra clothes.  It's the longest name for a lake with 14 syllables. (laugh)…It's a fun place to visit but you have to stay a couple of weeks just to learn how to pronounce the name. (laugh)...Anyway, did you hear the latest about Berkley's new bait, the Krej! One look at it will make you'll laugh,(chuckle)...It has an upside down bill! It looks like Button the Busker…the guy on TikTok…that sings and violently plays a guitar using a suitcase as a drum. He's got the bill of his ball cap pushed up like Gomer Pyle…Golly. (laugh)...The Krej. K R E J  It doesn't even look like a word, much less sound like one. Is it German, Japanese or Swahili (laugh)...Seriously, what creative and sophisticated meaning could this word have? Is it a marketing genius? I didn't see it. Until I saw it in the mirror! Would you believe it's actually, jerk (JERK) spelled backwards…(laugh hard)...It is truly a marketing genius. It's a jerk bait with a bassackwards name (laugh)...I Can't  wait till Rapala introduces their new Par Nippir …chuckle… oh you like that one…rippen rap spelled backwards. (laugh)…you’re too easy. you fell for that one hook line and sinker! You’ve been a great crowd, thank you, I’ll be here all week.

⏯Why Fisherman Don't Do Standup?